I just finished a short-short story. Here's a taste.

You’d thought about heaven and hell on occasion. You though that if there were in fact an afterlife you’d spend eternity getting butt fucked by Hitler while having to recite nursery rhymes in German or some shit. But this, this is what you think would happen after fifteen too many hits of acid and a little too much 700 Club.

That's it.

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