Dudes.

Dude Meowser, I totally had to go back and read, that comment made me go errrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeechhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh NO. (Note- to get the full effect make a loud screechy noise then stop suddenly and yell no.)

And welcome Mindy.

Note to you my homies, I am really tired (as in I only slept for about 2 hours) and I am just short of stabbing someone in the neck so bear with me.

I was going to do another whole privilege talk but I don't feel like it.

Instead I wanna talk about music and shiny things.

I just subscribed to the Antilabel Blog and OMFG. There is some kick ass new music going on right now and I am excited.

Nick Cave, Portishead, Michael Franti and Spearhead, hot goddamn.

In other news the IRS has informed me via letter that my blood stimulus money is coming. Very handy because most of it will go toward a maid of honor dress and some fancy make up and quite possibly a fancy outfit to wear to go see Wicked.

I am trying really hard to avoid one of my bizarre fashion choices even though I knows Cookie loves me, I don't want to look too weird.

Hold up wait a minute (Sing along..don't go there cause I ain't with it)

Someone please right now tell me I don't need these:



Holy fucking SHIT WANT WANT WANT.

Ahem.

Sorry.

In other news I believe it is time to move along with my earlobe stretch. In case you're new I'm enlarging the gauge of the holes in my earlobes bit by bit. I've been at 14 gauge for um, what since January and frankly it went about 100% better than I thought it would. No infection, no fissures, no inordinate hurting.

So next is 12, I will probably not spend quite as long at 12 since I was healed up quite awhile ago and would like to move along to 10. I may stop at 10 or go all the way to 8.

I really like the talon style for comfort sake. Eventually I'd like to wind up with some steel swans or some such.

Wow so sleepy.

I need a time out.

I've been looking at some style oriented blogs and apparently I am even less hip and trendy than I thought.
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I started that yesterday after a couple of days of no sleep. I got some sleep and feel better now.

Actually I will predate this bad boy, post it and make a whole new post for things on my mind.

Stumble It!

I like presents.

So I can't sleep per usual so I've been making beauty wishlists. Good lord.

Call me a whore but I don't care. Send me presents and I might show you my boobs.

I also accept e gift cards with a glad glad heart.

So first is Urban Decay because much as I don't care for their customer service, I do love their fucking expensive ass products. Which apparently they don't have a send link so I can't display it. Suffice it to say my wishlist is chock full of lipgloss, glittery liquid eyeliners and fabulous shadows. Fuckers.

Next up is Torrid. The bitch and I are back together for now.

See it here. Mmm clothes. If you look you'll notice the thigh high hosiery is sized up. Mainly because I have teh thighs o' doom and hate it when stockings roll or pinch my fat. It annoys me and it's not cute. A little too big is WAY better than a little too small.

I am also really into socks right now.

One thing that annoys me is the plethora of nylon based fancy socks. Nylon makes my feet sweat. But I will suffer stank foot for cute socks. Onwards.

Sock it To me Skull socks. Also this store gets bonus points for having thinner and bigger models. Big bonus points.

Argyle with skulls. Fucking hawt.

Ninja socks. Who doesn't need ninja fucking socks? Come on people.

Dresses. I am really wanting dresses right now. I have one casual one.
Rock Steady Spider House Dress Such a cute dress.

HotRod Voodoo Pirate Circle Skirt that is so fucking cute it hurts my head.

Other garments:
Rock Steady Spider Cardigan who doesn't love a big titty girl in a tight sweater?

Goddamn man. As mentioned below I need to make more monies if for nothing else than to have a fabulous wardrobe. And the loot to buy materials to make more fabulous wardrobe.

It's five in the fucking morning I should try to sleep now. Off to dream of fabulous things hopefully.

Homo Out.

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